Carcheting 

The act of crocheting in the car, either while on a long commute or trip.

“What’s that extra bag you’re bringing?”
“Its my project bag. We’ve got a long ride so I may as well do some carcheting on the way.”

Carcheting by OptickNerve November 13, 2019

Carpeting the garden 

What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.

Also what iron does instead of growing real grass

Iron loves carpeting the garden, he's so gay

Carpeting the garden by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017

Tea Carpeting

Verb: When a girl with a massively unshaven bikini area puts her lady parts in your face, similar to "Tea bagging" in males.

My girlfriend was getting frisky and surprised me during "No shave November" by full on Tea Carpeting me

Tea Carpeting by Salty17 November 20, 2012

carpeting 

When you get so high that all you do is lay on the floor "to help the carpet do its job because it's always working overtime"

Jon: I don't think I was THAT high...
Bryan: Dude, you were upstairs carpeting for like six hours.

Jon: Okay, maybe it was a little too much LSD.

carpeting by Saaame June 18, 2017

Crocheting 

Really just another way of saying you are going to do absolutely nothing for the next three hours besides gossiping and eating some chocolate scones with some righteous chocolate macadamia nut tea.

In a year of going to the crochet group there were maybe three minutes of crocheting between talking about the sociopathic raging cuntrag/supermoms who claimed they were friends while scarfing scones, cookies, truffles and drinking an entire pot of chocolate macadamia nut tea.

Good times!

Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"

Crocheting by OneWithTheTea August 6, 2009

corchening 

To fondle aggressively; grab and grope.

Devin’s corchening ways with my balls was quite preposterous.

corchening by Spicycat97 August 27, 2022

Spanish crocheting 

A often used euphemism for male masterbation making fun of the Spanish for thier flamboyancy and being feminine behavior.

Bro why are you Spanish crocheting in class?

Spanish crocheting by Yarnar300 December 9, 2021