coproglot 

Coproglot
noun 1:A person who uses deceitful,pretentious or exaggerated talk to impress listeners.
noun 2: A person who receives faeces orally during a sexual act.
Greek :Copro-Faecal matter + glottus-Tongue

1)'She regularly enthused about her weekend antics however we were very much aware that she was a coproglot.'

coproglot by Nick Cornwall December 6, 2007

Coproglot 

noun 1:A person who uses deceitful,pretentious or exaggerated talk to impress listeners.
noun 2: A person who receives faeces orally during a sexual act.
greek :Copro-Faecal matter + glottus-Tongue

1)'She regularly enthused about her weekend antics however we were very much aware that she was a coproglot.'

Coproglot by Nick Cornwall November 13, 2007

Coprolite

Coprolite is a noun meaning fossilised animal faeces. The word literally means “dung stone” and comes from the Greek kopros (dung) and lithikos (stone). Usually coprolites are animal manure and, between 1860 and 1890, were mined commercially in Cambridgeshire England and processed to be used as a fertiliser. When you think of it, it’s not that much of a surprise, after all it is fossilised shit. What is also not too surprising is that the word has also come to describe a person who is old, set in their ways and a thoroughly disagreeable arsehole as well. So if you have a boss, teacher or acquaintance who fits that description, congratulations, you know a coprolite.

It’s only Malcolm’s age that stops him being a complete coprolite.

Coprolite by AKACroatalin September 6, 2016

Coprolite

An archaeological term used to describe a fossilised piece of waste emitted from the rectum of an animal or human.

‘You are nothing more than a human coprolite, you worthless piece of dung!’

Coprolite by Colonel Barnaby January 19, 2023

Coproflatuphobia 

Coproflatuphobia - An abnormal, persistent knowingly irrational fear of sharting (Accidentally shitting yourself, while farting.)

I really need to fart but I'm afraid I might shit myself if I do. I'm suffering from Coproflatuphobia.

Coproflatuphobia by Big Sherm Dawg April 4, 2011

Coprolitepost 

A paleontology [shitpost].

Combination of shitpost and coprolite, the scientific term for fossilized shit.

Did you see the newly discovered Dinosaur?

Yeah, people are coproliteposting about it already.

Coprolitepost by P2N2222A December 16, 2020

coprophotophobia 

An inability to have a shit with the light on.

Apparently he suffered from coprophotophobia, but he kept us in the dark about it.

coprophotophobia by Ian Chode February 24, 2004