A copportunist is a guy who acts like they’re cool with you when you’re around but when you’re not they take the opportunity of your girl being intoxicated to cop a feel on them all night. Try to be the center of attention and act cool and chill so they can seem like a nice guy to gain the girls trust.
Hey isn’t that what’s his names wife? Why are you all over her?
Man she’s drunk. She don’t have a clue what I’m up to. He ain’t here. You know I’m a copportunist
Man she’s drunk. She don’t have a clue what I’m up to. He ain’t here. You know I’m a copportunist
by Mjc1125 May 9, 2018
Get the Copportunist mug.A copportunist is a guy who is always looking for the opportunity to cop a feel on a female. Usually are the most successful at bars due to the woman being intoxicated. Tend to act nice and innocent just to earn their trust.
Hey isn’t that what’s his names girl? Why are you all over her?
Relax she’s drunk. She don’t know. You know I’m a copportunist
Relax she’s drunk. She don’t know. You know I’m a copportunist
by Mjc1125 March 7, 2018
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An insanely-bored/touchy paranoid with a "trigger-happy" finger that's always poised over the "E-1" ("E-2" is for fire, "E-3" is for ambulance; enough said) auto-dial button on their telephone, just waiting for the flimsiest excuse to dial 9-1-1.
I avoid leaving bags of returnables along the road anywhere near that family's house, nor do I even stop to ask for a drink of water on a hot day --- they are such awful copportunists!
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Get the copportunist mug.a person who moves from a developed country to an developing country with the intention of enjoying an easier way of life, often at the expense of the locals. For example, many English teachers in East Asia like to convince others that they are serving or sacrificing for the populations in which they live and work for a salary far above local wages, but in reality, they are taking advantage of the people living in the host country.
Many of the opportunistic expats in Bangkok who frequent the city's whore houses must pretend that human trafficking does not exist.
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