coppertunist

Someone who is always on the lookout for chances to salvage discarded/unwanted copper to sell for scrap.

I don't mind coppertunists who just tootle door-to-door and respectfully ask people if they have any unwanted metal kicking around, or merely gather up already-discarded pieces that are simply strewn on the ground or lying beside the road... what really burns me up is the selfish.mean guys who actually steal other people's stockpiles of pipe/wire, or --- even worse --- rip the piping out from the walls of summer homes, hunting lodges, lakeside/fishing camps, etc., so that the cottages' unfortunate owners have to either replace it or go with plastic piping instead. Makes me also wonder if any of those same sneaky dudes have investments in the PEX industry!

by QuacksO October 3, 2017

Cropportunist

One who, upon realizing the need to fart, cannot resist farting in a area (usually occupied by other people) and then leaving so that others are left to suffer the foul smelling flatulence.

"My boss is such a cropportunist, he just cant pass up a good cropportunity."

by J-STATZ February 8, 2010

coppertunities

A term coined by copper mountain ski resort, to describe thier latest job openings. A portmanteau combining the words opportunity and copper. The general consensus being that it is simular to an opportunity although in fact it is much worse than that.

I had a great interview and Copper Mountain offered me a few different copportunities to work there. After much consideration I've decided to rob a gas station with a fake gun. Then I'll either be shot dead by the cops or taken to jail. In my opinion those are both better coppertunities.

by Escobar Marineros March 9, 2021

Choppertunity

A situation in which one has the opportunity to chop. (to chop: flirt)

Greg: Damn, look and Jason tryna' chop on Channel!
John: Well, you know Jason, boy jumps at ANY choppertunity!

by ptoodaloo April 21, 2011

Copportunity

An opportunity to cop a feel.

"Dude, I just had the greatest copportunity ever, Marsha's chest was so close to my arm..."

by Gabryelle August 27, 2009

Copportunist

A copportunist is a guy who acts like they’re cool with you when you’re around but when you’re not they take the opportunity of your girl being intoxicated to cop a feel on them all night. Try to be the center of attention and act cool and chill so they can seem like a nice guy to gain the girls trust.

Hey isn’t that what’s his names wife? Why are you all over her?

Man she’s drunk. She don’t have a clue what I’m up to. He ain’t here. You know I’m a copportunist

by Mjc1125 May 9, 2018

Copportunist

A copportunist is a guy who is always looking for the opportunity to cop a feel on a female. Usually are the most successful at bars due to the woman being intoxicated. Tend to act nice and innocent just to earn their trust.

Hey isn’t that what’s his names girl? Why are you all over her?

Relax she’s drunk. She don’t know. You know I’m a copportunist

by Mjc1125 March 7, 2018