Cropportunist

One who, upon realizing the need to fart, cannot resist farting in a area (usually occupied by other people) and then leaving so that others are left to suffer the foul smelling flatulence.

"My boss is such a cropportunist, he just cant pass up a good cropportunity."

by J-STATZ February 8, 2010

Cropportunity

a favorable juncture of circumstances when a person realizes the need to fart and can do so by relieving the need (farting) in a area occupied by other people and then vacating the scene.

My boss never passes up a cropportunity, he is a true cropportunist.

by J-STATZ February 8, 2010

Chopportunity

An opportunity currently disguised as a challenge.

How are we going to grow our business with so many challenges? Those aren't challenges. Each one is a chopportunity!

by Ricksorce May 27, 2016

crapportunity

n. 1. A lackluster alternative given the poor selection of choices. 2. A poor set of options. 3. An action taken where there is a high probability that bad results will occur; a misadventure or folly. 4. Unfortunate circumstances of any kind; bad luck. Results from a contraction of the words "crappy" and "opportunity".

Thanks for the crapportunity to work for minimum wage, at a job I hate, where nobody likes me, and the boss yells at me, everyday. FML.

by Bayofcrabs July 25, 2009

Chopportunity

An opportunity for one to sell some drugs.

Tyrone: Yo man, look at that those two black guys coming down the street.
G: Yeah yo thats a chopportunity if I've ever seen one.
Tyrone: I bet i could chop all these rocks to those fools!

by juz098 June 22, 2010

Coopportunity

An abbreviation for an opportunity to cooperate.

Why don't you two scallywags work together on this coopportunity.

by the wiss January 11, 2011

cropportunity

A situation where one discovers a picture would be much more attractive with one or more individuals removed.

Me: I really like this picture, but Michael's in it.

Joe: What a perfect cropportunity.
Me: Done and Done.

by cmaggie07 March 13, 2010