cootician 

One who performs minge topiary either professionally or as a hobby.

When Jane's bush became an untamed jungle she asked her friend Jill for the name of a good cootician.

cootician by friesandgravy July 27, 2021

cootician 

One who performs minge topiary either professionally or as a hobby.

When Jane's bush became an untamed jungle she visited her favorite cootician and opted for the Martini Glass.

cootician by friesandgravy July 27, 2021

cortigiana

(From Old Italian) A woman prostitute, especially one whose clients are members of a royal court or men of high social standing.

Essentially, there were two types of courtesans. In one category were the courtesans known (in Italy) as the cortigiana onesta, or the honest courtesan, who were cast as intellectuals. In the other were the cortigiana di lume, which designated a lower-class of courtesan. Although the latter were still considered better than the average prostitute, the former were the ones most often romanticized and treated more or less equal to women of royalty. It is with this type of courtesan that the art of courtisanerie is best associated.

The cortigiana onesta were usually well-educated and worldly (sometimes even more so than the average upper-class woman), and often held simultaneous careers as performers or artists. They were typically chosen on the basis of their "breeding"--social and conversational skills, intelligence, common sense, and companionship--as well as their physical attributes. It was usually their wit and personality that set them apart from regular women. They were prostitutes in the sense that sex was one of their obligations, but unlike the average prostitute, sex constituted only a facet of the courtesan's array of services. For example, they were expected to be well-dressed and ready to engage in a variety of topics ranging from art to music to politics.

Son: Ohhh shit, dad!! I just found out that mom is a hooker
Dad: No, son. Ur mom is a cortigiana onesta!!! Not a hooker!!

cortigiana by Dive2Blues December 20, 2006

costiniano 

Sexy beasts and have great taste in movies and other things and love to sing and cares and love about there family and the have shoegame and they are sneaker heads.

Damn look at the costiniano clan singing

costiniano by Mar2daquez February 1, 2014

Cloutician

A “music artist” that shows off for clout, rather more than makes music

I play instruments I’m a musician, I don’t play on my phone with social media I’m not a cloutician

Cloutician by MillyNighttly May 29, 2019

Covitician

A person who uses a virus, such as COVID-19, as a weapon against their political enemies. These people can range in reach from Joe Six-Pack shitposting on his Facebook wall from his local McDonald's in Little Rock, to members of congress.

Don't be a covitician, people.

Covitician by officialpyrocynical March 30, 2020

cootinanyoonan 

a word that was uttered by the wonderful HOleyna when she was really hyper and about to fall over.

im gonna say.....cootinanyoonan.

cootinanyoonan by Amanda January 12, 2004