Cloutician

A “music artist” that shows off for clout, rather more than makes music

I play instruments I’m a musician, I don’t play on my phone with social media I’m not a cloutician

by MillyNighttly May 29, 2019

Class Clownician

A person so experienced at being class clown that hopelessly unfunny students come to him for advice.

Bob: Dude wanna come to my house?
Jimmy: Nah I have an appointment with my class clownician.
Bob: How much is he asking?
Jimmy: It's 10 bucks an hour, but if you tell a good joke at the end of the session he'll only charge you five.
Bob: But you suck at telling jokes.
Jimmy: I know. For me he usually charges an additional fee.

by aman13 September 30, 2010

cutician

Someone who is super kind to other people and makes them feel really good about themselves.

I saw Rachel today. She was so lovely. She’s such a cutician

by WewDan April 18, 2021

cootician

One who performs minge topiary either professionally or as a hobby.

When Jane's bush became an untamed jungle she asked her friend Jill for the name of a good cootician.

by friesandgravy July 27, 2021

cootician

One who performs minge topiary either professionally or as a hobby.

When Jane's bush became an untamed jungle she visited her favorite cootician and opted for the Martini Glass.

by friesandgravy July 27, 2021