friesandgravy's definitions

cootician

One who performs minge topiary either professionally or as a hobby.

When Jane's bush became an untamed jungle she visited her favorite cootician and opted for the Martini Glass.

by friesandgravy July 27, 2021

cootician

One who performs minge topiary either professionally or as a hobby.

When Jane's bush became an untamed jungle she asked her friend Jill for the name of a good cootician.

by friesandgravy July 27, 2021