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cooterspank 

A cooterspank is a person who cums on the ass then licks it off and spits it in the girls mouth.
Wooow Riley is such a cooterspank he really knows how to lick and spite
cooterspank by Trevor hodgiz March 1, 2018

cootersnatch 

A vagina. Commonly used in the midwest.
I had sex with my date last night. Her cootersnatch was mine for the taking, Russel!
cootersnatch by West Zephyr September 7, 2003

cootersnatch 

1. v usually when dancing, when a man pulls the reach around to rub the genitalia cooter, over or under the pants.
2. n a very sexy male, who you know is a douchebag, snatches your cooters attention even though you know it is wrong
Shit got wild once he cootersnatched me at the frat house.
cootersnatch by Lindsey09 January 20, 2011

Cooterslap 

This is what it's called when you give a Tapper to a girl.
Jessy gave Meg a hard cooterslap, and the sound echoed!
Cooterslap by Zabgolla April 26, 2006

cootersnatch 

You're such a cootersnatch.

Did you have a cootersnatching good weekend?

I'm going to cootersnatch, be right back.
cootersnatch by negro April 11, 2005

cooterstank 

The nasty fishy aroma that some women emit from their crotch area. Often occurs with women living in trailer parks, those with poor hygiene, or morbidly obese women.
Dude she has the worst cooterstank in the world, I thought somebody opened a can of tuna.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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