cooter face 

1. One whose facial features resemble a vagina. Big lips, a hairy upper lip, and an awkwardly placed/small nose. This is cooter face.

2. A rather obscure term of endearment.

3. An insulting word meant to offend the faint-of-heart.

1. God, Andy is a sweaty cooter face.

2. I love you, cooter face. Will you bake me a pie?

3. Fuck that, cooterface!

cooter face by Geoffrey N December 26, 2008

cooper face 

A face someone makes when a person thinks about someone named cooper or someone named cooper makes them laugh.

Did you see Mya's face. Oh yeah she had a total cooper face.

cooper face by JahMay🧆 May 8, 2021

cooter-faced sock puppet 

a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.

It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.

Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!

Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!

cooter-faced sock puppet by alphacaiaphas April 16, 2011

im cooler than your face 

When you are in an argument and don't have anything else to say.

Person: You're dumb
You: At least im cooler than your face

im cooler than your face by arandomcoolperson November 27, 2018

Bunt Faced Cooter 

1) when a girl is being a real wench
2) when a guy is being a real puss

1) "I came home last night and tried to put it in the poop shoot, but my lady was being a real Bunt Faced Cooter"

2) "Yo, bro, you want another frosty bronson?"
"No, I'm ok with just this one"
"Stop being such a Bunt Faced Cooter and slam another coldie"

Bunt Faced Cooter by Hugsnotdrugs July 12, 2007

coolerface

the opposite of loserface. a coolerface is cool instead of nerdy.

cool girl : your a loserface!
uncool girl: yea well.......your a coolerface!
cool girl: thanks

coolerface by kld+csd September 11, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019