cooter face

1. One whose facial features resemble a vagina. Big lips, a hairy upper lip, and an awkwardly placed/small nose. This is cooter face.

2. A rather obscure term of endearment.

3. An insulting word meant to offend the faint-of-heart.

1. God, Andy is a sweaty cooter face.

2. I love you, cooter face. Will you bake me a pie?

3. Fuck that, cooterface!

by Geoffrey N December 26, 2008

cooper face

A face someone makes when a person thinks about someone named cooper or someone named cooper makes them laugh.

Did you see Mya's face. Oh yeah she had a total cooper face.

by JahMay🧆 May 8, 2021

cooter-faced sock puppet

a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.

It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.

Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!

Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!

by alphacaiaphas April 16, 2011

im cooler than your face

When you are in an argument and don't have anything else to say.

Person: You're dumb
You: At least im cooler than your face

by arandomcoolperson November 27, 2018

Bunt Faced Cooter

1) when a girl is being a real wench
2) when a guy is being a real puss

1) "I came home last night and tried to put it in the poop shoot, but my lady was being a real Bunt Faced Cooter"

2) "Yo, bro, you want another frosty bronson?"
"No, I'm ok with just this one"
"Stop being such a Bunt Faced Cooter and slam another coldie"

by Hugsnotdrugs July 12, 2007

coolerface

the opposite of loserface. a coolerface is cool instead of nerdy.

cool girl : your a loserface!
uncool girl: yea well.......your a coolerface!
cool girl: thanks

by kld+csd September 11, 2010