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coolface 

The facial expression one makes to silently assert one's innocence under the scrutinous eye of an authority figure, typically involing squinted eyes and a large. toothy grin.

Not to be confused with the trollface.
Troll2: "Oh shit, it's the cops! Put on your coolface!"

Troll1: *rolls down window*

Cop: "Son, do you know how f-"

Troll1: *coolface* "Problem, officer?"

Troll1: *coolface*

Troll1: *coolface*

Cop: Get the fuck out of here.
coolface by Krasnak December 28, 2010
Related Words

Coolface 

Coolface is what the YouTubefags call the Trollface.
"Problem officer?" said the Tubefag, thinking ha's unique because he calls it Coolface/
Coolface by KawaiiMelon April 4, 2011

Coocherface 

An alternative word for "bitch", generally used by teenagers who dislike school.
Cheyenne: God damn that teacher is a coocherface

Matt: Totally, what a bitch
Coocherface by TT\chicklegs/AM April 29, 2009

copperface 

copperfaces are extremely tan girls lacking the will power to WALK AWAY from the tanning booth.
mostly a bad word, considering they look like metal.
A definite copperface. She must spend hours in the sun. Ha! She's getting skin cancer for sure.
copperface by lizkingster April 10, 2011

CoolFace 

CoolFace is the coolest name in the world. It started out as a replacement for the name "Cloud" in Final Fantasy 7 because the originator had thought that "Cloud" had "a cool face". From there, it has evolved to a name used by 1337 Starcraft players.
Gosh CoolFace, Don't cannon rush me you cuntwaffle.
CoolFace by Caboose May 26, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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