The sex to money ratio of a relationship with a woman.
Every dollar you spend on a woman = -1 cooter point
Sex = +70 pts
Oral = +35 pts
Anal = +100 pts
Every dollar you spend on a woman = -1 cooter point
Sex = +70 pts
Oral = +35 pts
Anal = +100 pts
You take a girl out to dinner and spend $100 your cooter factor is -100 pts. Now if you have sex with her that's +70 pts bringing your cooter factor -30. Not bad, but if you get some mouth play as well that's an additional +35 pts bringing your cooter factor to +5. Conventual wisdom tells us if your cooter factor falls below -200 you're better off getting a hooker.
by I The Imperial February 22, 2010