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Conservatears

The endless complaining and crying from the Right side of the political aisle (Conservatives) when something very minor doesn't go their way.
"Conservatives are really saying gender is being cancelled after a Potato lost its prefix"

"Yeah man, we call those conservatears."
Conservatears by poeselikemense March 29, 2021
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Cooperate 

When used by law enforcement officers, the term -"cooperate" means: To forfeit one's constitutional rights.
Law Enforcement Officer: "If you refuse to cooperate then you'll be arrested and sent to prison for life."

or

"If you cooperate we'll tell the judge to let you slide."
Cooperate by 0per November 13, 2011
The act of being thuggish and ghetto in nature; acting in an apathetic nature about the law, government or mental retardation, especially in limp bizkit plox.
Jiniggs stay flowin' wit' his coosenage against the totalitarian government of UTPDRBR( United Tables of the People's Democratic Republic of the Bombastic Regime).

ya digg? nahmsayin, nawmean? f33l m3 b?
coosenage by Jerome Weekes April 8, 2008

cooneater 

one who sucks penis with poo on it
wow look at that cooneater's brown lipstick
cooneater by Chared November 1, 2003

Cooperate 

To cloop in your coop so bad you need to cooperate to the hoards of unwieldy fowl about to peck your eyes out if you don't cooperate and sign this contract right now and submit to cockscrocksLMT immediately
Cooperate;
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS
Cooperate by SumptuousAbalone April 6, 2024
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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