coondis

A wart found on the arses of jews.

"The doctor pulled down my pants and whipped off my coondis with a scalpel. He was truly a coondis basher!"

by duane reed June 10, 2004

coondis

katherines big hairy quim......that she likes 2 flash around!...woop woop!

stuart....get your face outta of katherines coondis.....u dnt no wer its been 2day!

by kinkybingoplayer January 22, 2008

condishun

An excuse people usually make up to blame their failures on.

I can't lose weight due to my condishuns... oh well, I'll just eat this bag of Oreos now...

by 704muscle February 27, 2015

mint-condish

used to define the condition of something old

guy: Are you going to come get that old green sofa out of my basement or what?

girl: Yeah I want it, it's mint-condish. You don't see high quality furniture like that anymore.

by pluggymt November 8, 2009

Condish

Word used by Jack Black in place of the word condition.

"Mint condish... Hendrix played this guitar!"

by Ruth and Liam July 23, 2004

Condishy

conditioner. as in shampoo and conditioner.

short version = "dishy"

"EEOOOOHWW Can I borrow some condishy?!"
"Back up. Ill get you some dishy!"

by racky fidge April 13, 2010

Coonis Africanis

Scientific name for a black person. nigger jiggaboo spade porch monkey

There is a large Coonis Africanis population in the ghetto.

by midget slayer February 23, 2010