coundis 

The most offensive word in the history of the world, because it can be used to describe anybody (a person does not have to fit an ethinic group, lifestyle, tc.) to be correctly idenified as a coundis. For example, for a person to be a nigger they would generally have to be black.

Christopher: You are the ugliest coundis I have ever met in my entire life!

Leroy: *cowering in embarrassment, shame, and fear* How could you say a thing like that?

coundis by Pocketassreturn March 20, 2004

condishun 

An excuse people usually make up to blame their failures on.

I can't lose weight due to my condishuns... oh well, I'll just eat this bag of Oreos now...

condishun by 704muscle February 27, 2015

coundustrial 

The tricky act of mixing country and industrial decorating styles. This style of decor was invented by a cool chick on the northern Oregon Coast, who has talent for mixing the absurd in decor. She just thinks it's okay to color out of the lines. And so, she does. FYI-throwing a couple of creepy things into the mix makes it even more interesting.

Chrome & aluminum, mixed with old tins, dark hardwood floors. Wainscoting and metallic paint above it. 1950's aluminum cookie jars are a good example of coundustrial. They were the industrial look at the time, but are now old enough to be considered a country accent.

coundustrial by havah May 26, 2013

mint-condish

used to define the condition of something old

guy: Are you going to come get that old green sofa out of my basement or what?

girl: Yeah I want it, it's mint-condish. You don't see high quality furniture like that anymore.

mint-condish by pluggymt November 8, 2009

Condish 

Word used by Jack Black in place of the word condition.

"Mint condish... Hendrix played this guitar!"

Condish by Ruth and Liam July 23, 2004

Condishy 

conditioner. as in shampoo and conditioner.

short version = "dishy"

"EEOOOOHWW Can I borrow some condishy?!"
"Back up. Ill get you some dishy!"

Condishy by racky fidge April 13, 2010

coondis

A wart found on the arses of jews.

"The doctor pulled down my pants and whipped off my coondis with a scalpel. He was truly a coondis basher!"

coondis by duane reed June 10, 2004