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coundis

The most offensive word in the history of the world, because it can be used to describe anybody (a person does not have to fit an ethinic group, lifestyle, tc.) to be correctly idenified as a coundis. For example, for a person to be a nigger they would generally have to be black.
Christopher: You are the ugliest coundis I have ever met in my entire life!

Leroy: *cowering in embarrassment, shame, and fear* How could you say a thing like that?
by Pocketassreturn March 20, 2004
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condishun

An excuse people usually make up to blame their failures on.
I can't lose weight due to my condishuns... oh well, I'll just eat this bag of Oreos now...
by 704muscle February 27, 2015
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coundustrial

The tricky act of mixing country and industrial decorating styles. This style of decor was invented by a cool chick on the northern Oregon Coast, who has talent for mixing the absurd in decor. She just thinks it's okay to color out of the lines. And so, she does. FYI-throwing a couple of creepy things into the mix makes it even more interesting.
Chrome & aluminum, mixed with old tins, dark hardwood floors. Wainscoting and metallic paint above it. 1950's aluminum cookie jars are a good example of coundustrial. They were the industrial look at the time, but are now old enough to be considered a country accent.
by havah May 26, 2013
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mint-condish

guy: Are you going to come get that old green sofa out of my basement or what?

girl: Yeah I want it, it's mint-condish. You don't see high quality furniture like that anymore.
by pluggymt November 8, 2009
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Condish

Word used by Jack Black in place of the word condition.
"Mint condish... Hendrix played this guitar!"
by Ruth and Liam July 23, 2004
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Condishy

conditioner. as in shampoo and conditioner.

short version = "dishy"
"EEOOOOHWW Can I borrow some condishy?!"
"Back up. Ill get you some dishy!"
by racky fidge April 13, 2010
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coondis

A wart found on the arses of jews.
"The doctor pulled down my pants and whipped off my coondis with a scalpel. He was truly a coondis basher!"
by duane reed June 10, 2004
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