coon-poo

Verb - the instant and mega release of one's bowels after seeing something as frightening as a 50 pound raccoon barreling down the street towards you.

Noun - A massive pile of poo that has just been expelled from one's body after seeing something frightening.

"I was so scared when you grabbed me from behind, I thought I was going to coon-poo!"

by 6-Street September 6, 2008

Coon Pooner

Someone who has sex with raccoons

You are such a coon pooner.

by Scout615 September 25, 2014

coon poon

the nice tight, moist vagina of an african american girl usually between 100-110 lbs.

although not intended to be a racial phrase, it is rooted in anti-nonchristianity.

by Phil January 27, 2005

Coon Poon

When one cannot stand up for ones belief or capabilities; a word that gets used to name call weak kids; another version of a wimp, pussy, scaredy cat, chicken, bitch; having no courage or will power to defend ones self. Most Coon Poons tend to be weak and under pressure.

Ashley: Alex flinches every time you pretend to hit him!
Kody: Yeah, 'cause he's a fucking Coon Poon!
Ashley: What a pussy!
Kody: Hahahaha!

by Ashley2oh9 August 8, 2010

poon coon

Someone who gets a lot of ratchets.

Parker is such a poon coon, hugging all the twerking girls.

by pooncoonx April 13, 2013

Poon Coon

A modern slang term for a girl who likes to licka the va-jay-jay.

Rachel is the best poon coon I’ve ever had the pleasure of being friends with.

by Rj2017 April 23, 2018

Poon Coon

A desperate male who believes he has a chance at the poon, and follows his target endlessly in order to ultimately be granted access.

Someone who only hangs around his lady friend for sex.

I feel like such a poon coon, but damn my babulias' gettin' stale!!

by TXZappa October 30, 2008