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coomcel is an extremely promiscuous person who lacks any standard for having sex. This leads to this amount of sex having no value, this person ends up being something like an incel who only has sex thanks to his lack of judgment. It´s also refferred as "Jellyfish coomer". This term was coined by Infrared's show streamer Haz.
dude if you have no standards it doesn't count, you're a jellyfish, a coomcel...
coomcel by sunnbather May 26, 2021
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coomy • coomycoomy • coom • Commy • Cooma • comy • cooby • coofy • cooey • CoomCave
AAAGGH IM COOMING AAH
coom by Sulphuric_Glue October 7, 2019

CoomCave 

A dark depressing gamer room, filled with cum stains old use crusty shirts/socks, and a piss stained bed. CoveCaves are the “Coomers” domain, you rarely see any sign of women activity in them.
Bro come and look at my new CoomCave, I got a new desktop Monitor for my $15000 computer
CoomCave by Coomer July 1, 2020
A BTS Army from India's southern state of Kerala. It is a fusion of the word coconut and army. Coconut is associated with Kerala as it is abundant in the bountiful coastal region
Indian BTS Army : Which state are you from?

Kerala BTS Army : I'm a Cocomy!
Cocomy by Saphyrr March 25, 2021
Initially an internet version of the Wojack guy, a Coomer is a male chronic masturbator, an Incel on steroids, who lives in front of his PC consuming porn all day, and having no other interest in life other that to reach his next orgasm.

But the meme has grown, naturally.

Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.
Haven't seen Geoff in ages? Yeah, since he lost his job and his girlfriend, he's locked himself in his room with packs of beer, a pack of toilet roll and Pizza on speed dial. Even skipped his mother's funeral. Total coomer now. Sad.
Coomer by Macnadoodle October 10, 2021

coombrain 

A person who excessively masturbates to the point of frying their own dopamine receptors.
Friend 1: Hey did you see Friend 3 accidentally leaked his PornHub account?
Friend 2: Yeah, he has over 2k+ videos watched. What a coombrain.
coombrain by MonasThighs January 31, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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