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coomy

Literally translates into "a fate worse than being gay."
Person 1: "Fag"
Person 2: "At least I'm not a coomy whore."
Person 1: ":("
by Team 10 February 12, 2009
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coomcel

coomcel is an extremely promiscuous person who lacks any standard for having sex. This leads to this amount of sex having no value, this person ends up being something like an incel who only has sex thanks to his lack of judgment. It´s also refferred as "Jellyfish coomer". This term was coined by Infrared's show streamer Haz.
dude if you have no standards it doesn't count, you're a jellyfish, a coomcel...
by sunnbather May 26, 2021
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by Sulphuric_Glue October 7, 2019
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CoomCave

A dark depressing gamer room, filled with cum stains old use crusty shirts/socks, and a piss stained bed. CoveCaves are the “Coomers” domain, you rarely see any sign of women activity in them.
Bro come and look at my new CoomCave, I got a new desktop Monitor for my $15000 computer
by Coomer July 1, 2020
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Cocomy

A BTS Army from India's southern state of Kerala. It is a fusion of the word coconut and army. Coconut is associated with Kerala as it is abundant in the bountiful coastal region
Indian BTS Army : Which state are you from?

Kerala BTS Army : I'm a Cocomy!
by Saphyrr March 25, 2021
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Coomer

Initially an internet version of the Wojack guy, a Coomer is a male chronic masturbator, an Incel on steroids, who lives in front of his PC consuming porn all day, and having no other interest in life other that to reach his next orgasm.

But the meme has grown, naturally.

Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.
Haven't seen Geoff in ages? Yeah, since he lost his job and his girlfriend, he's locked himself in his room with packs of beer, a pack of toilet roll and Pizza on speed dial. Even skipped his mother's funeral. Total coomer now. Sad.
by Macnadoodle October 10, 2021
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coombrain

A person who excessively masturbates to the point of frying their own dopamine receptors.
Friend 1: Hey did you see Friend 3 accidentally leaked his PornHub account?
Friend 2: Yeah, he has over 2k+ videos watched. What a coombrain.
by MonasThighs January 31, 2021
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