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coomcel
coomcel is an extremely promiscuous person who lacks any standard for having sex. This leads to this amount of sex having no value, this person ends up being something like an incel who only has sex thanks to his lack of judgment. It´s also refferred as "Jellyfish coomer". This term was coined by Infrared's show streamer Haz.
coomcel by sunnbather May 26, 2021
coom
coom by Sulphuric_Glue October 7, 2019
Coomer
Initially an internet version of the Wojack guy, a Coomer is a male chronic masturbator, an Incel on steroids, who lives in front of his PC consuming porn all day, and having no other interest in life other that to reach his next orgasm.
But the meme has grown, naturally.
Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.
But the meme has grown, naturally.
Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.
Haven't seen Geoff in ages? Yeah, since he lost his job and his girlfriend, he's locked himself in his room with packs of beer, a pack of toilet roll and Pizza on speed dial. Even skipped his mother's funeral. Total coomer now. Sad.
Coomer by Macnadoodle October 10, 2021
coombrain
Friend 1: Hey did you see Friend 3 accidentally leaked his PornHub account?
Friend 2: Yeah, he has over 2k+ videos watched. What a coombrain.
Friend 2: Yeah, he has over 2k+ videos watched. What a coombrain.
coombrain by MonasThighs January 31, 2021
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