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Coomer
Initially an internet version of the Wojack guy, a Coomer is a male chronic masturbator, an Incel on steroids, who lives in front of his PC consuming porn all day, and having no other interest in life other that to reach his next orgasm.
But the meme has grown, naturally.
Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.
But the meme has grown, naturally.
Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.
Haven't seen Geoff in ages? Yeah, since he lost his job and his girlfriend, he's locked himself in his room with packs of beer, a pack of toilet roll and Pizza on speed dial. Even skipped his mother's funeral. Total coomer now. Sad.
Coomer by Macnadoodle October 10, 2021
Related Words
coombrain
Friend 1: Hey did you see Friend 3 accidentally leaked his PornHub account?
Friend 2: Yeah, he has over 2k+ videos watched. What a coombrain.
Friend 2: Yeah, he has over 2k+ videos watched. What a coombrain.
coombrain by MonasThighs January 31, 2021
Coomers Law
Person 1: I was masturbating in the office supply closet which no one EVER enters, but of course as soon as I started spanking it, my boss walked in.
Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.
Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.
Coomers Law by TheGodOfSpeechcraft December 6, 2019
Coomer Corner
Coomer Corner by zhewrong February 27, 2021
Coonaro
Coonaro by The Man who Knew Too Much August 30, 2011
Butt Coomer
Butt Coomer by Moondog88 February 17, 2021
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