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coolbear
a walking, talking LOVE machine. Driven to hump anything that moves! Most likely to be a pornstar.
Sometimes found having sexual relations with his pussy (cat).
NEVER says no.
is the pulling power of any force.
Loves his willy. Can suck his own. 12 inches minus 11 (Also known as a schlort).
Generally nice guy.
Sometimes found having sexual relations with his pussy (cat).
NEVER says no.
is the pulling power of any force.
Loves his willy. Can suck his own. 12 inches minus 11 (Also known as a schlort).
Generally nice guy.
coolbear by Matt Coolbear February 23, 2008
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coolbeans
coolbeans by MoonKnight November 24, 2002
coolbeans
A dish best served with awesomesauce and lightly simmered. When served together, the ultimate mix of breathtaking, amazing, and awesome. Delicious.
Served without, coolbeans is a synonym for cool.
Served without, coolbeans is a synonym for cool.
coolbeans by ThisisNotYou October 25, 2010
coolbeans
coolbeans by KellyFreak April 29, 2005
coolbean
Sam is coolbean
coolyellowgamer101
coolyellowgamer101 is a 10 year old boy who wont stop saying "lol" and he never stops watching youtube,
and i know that because... im in his house right now, i am stalker.
and i know that because... im in his house right now, i am stalker.
me: hey coolyellowgamer101
coolyellowgamer101: oh hey.
me: wait. your not scared? im a stranger in your house...
coolyellowgamer101: nah *eats cookie* im more interested in this youtube video right now, lol.
me: uh-uhmm okay....
coolyellowgamer101: oh hey.
me: wait. your not scared? im a stranger in your house...
coolyellowgamer101: nah *eats cookie* im more interested in this youtube video right now, lol.
me: uh-uhmm okay....
coolyellowgamer101 by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026