smartsmurf400's definitions

max

max is a 90 year old girl
and she DOESNT think skirts are gay,
and besides max is really swaggy
and awesome and cool and disco party-😃🔴🍥😝
and max is a goldfish cracker lover

max: o m g *EATS A WHOLE GOLD-FISH-CRACKER BOX

by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020

Brittney

brittney is a 11 year old girl, i am in her house right now haha...

me: hey brittney!. brittney: HE- WTF HOW ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE! AHHH MOM, STALKER!

by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020

KamilCastan

kam is a 7 year old boy,

kam loves the anime "Toyko Ghoul."
he is emo also,
and plays fortnite.

me: hi

*kamilcastan doesnt respond*

brit: hi

*replys in 1 second*

him: HIII!!!!

by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020

brittney

brittney is the kindest girl in the world 😃
she will be there for you always
and whenever your sad
shes gonna be right at your door with snacks!!1!1!1!1!!1!1👹👹👹

brittney: omg!!!! are you crying!?
person: y-yes 😭
brittney: *hugs* its going to be fine i promise and heres some tissues and candies xd uwu owo rawr x3 *furry noises*
person: OMGGG YOUR SO NICE!! WOWZERSSS ☺️

by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020

coolyellowgamer101

coolyellowgamer101 is a 10 year old boy who wont stop saying "lol" and he never stops watching youtube,
and i know that because... im in his house right now, i am stalker.

me: hey coolyellowgamer101
coolyellowgamer101: oh hey.
me: wait. your not scared? im a stranger in your house...
coolyellowgamer101: nah *eats cookie* im more interested in this youtube video right now, lol.
me: uh-uhmm okay....

by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020

joe

Joe mama

Person 1: *hey*
Person 2: *whats up*
Person 1: *joe.*
Person 2: *huh? whos joe?*
Person 1: *JOE MAMA!!!*

by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020