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Cookieness 

Cookies are known to bring a feeling of happiness and cheer to those that aren't allergic to any of their ingredients (and even some citizens whom reside in that catagory as well). Cookieness is pretty much the same as happiness. Maybe a little better though. You know, because cookies are delicious. I guess it could be a noun for something being tasty as well. Or not. I guess that's up to the reader.

Also, not to be confused with being crazy, or kooky. I believe that's spelled kookiness. So yeah, don't confuse them. Or else.
1) The Cookie Monster is a prime example of a creature simply overflowing with Cookieness.

2) Paul: *watching Sesame Street:* Hey John, that Cookie Monster seems to be a prime example of a creature simply overflowing with Cookieness.

John: You mean kookiness?

Paul: D*mn it, John, this is why I never watch TV with you.
Cookieness by TheGrantagonist July 4, 2011

Cookiefest

The 28th of every month is Cookiefest day. To celebrate this marvellous occasion you buy/make a whole lot of cookies and gobble them up with your friends. This is not a greedy day, but a day to share cookies with whoever you meet on the street also.
-Ana, guess what day it is!!
-What
-Cookiefest day!
-Lets go make cookies and share them with everybody
Cookiefest by nimble.hips March 3, 2010

Cookielips 

Used to quickly describe somebody who talks about very stupid things; everybody who talks to a "Cookielip" usually ends up having a "crummy" conversation, hence their lips being like cookies.
I tried talking to Shane, and he just wanted to talk about how boring school is. He totally has Cookielips.
Cookielips by ShaneCookielips September 2, 2010

CookieJesus 

Uber geek that claims to be a cook.
CookieJesus by HayZeus November 1, 2003

cookieness 

cookieness-to be pretty,sexy,hott,or verry yumola
"im so cookieness!" (GUY BEHIND HER)"oh yea!"
cookieness by emocandy112@yahoo.com November 1, 2007

Cookiepuss 

A person who is to afraid to do shit.
"Joey decided to stay indoors rather than go out, I guess you could say he's a cookiepuss"
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