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Cookieness 

Cookies are known to bring a feeling of happiness and cheer to those that aren't allergic to any of their ingredients (and even some citizens whom reside in that catagory as well). Cookieness is pretty much the same as happiness. Maybe a little better though. You know, because cookies are delicious. I guess it could be a noun for something being tasty as well. Or not. I guess that's up to the reader.

Also, not to be confused with being crazy, or kooky. I believe that's spelled kookiness. So yeah, don't confuse them. Or else.
1) The Cookie Monster is a prime example of a creature simply overflowing with Cookieness.

2) Paul: *watching Sesame Street:* Hey John, that Cookie Monster seems to be a prime example of a creature simply overflowing with Cookieness.

John: You mean kookiness?

Paul: D*mn it, John, this is why I never watch TV with you.
Cookieness by TheGrantagonist July 4, 2011
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cookieness 

cookieness-to be pretty,sexy,hott,or verry yumola
"im so cookieness!" (GUY BEHIND HER)"oh yea!"
cookieness by emocandy112@yahoo.com November 1, 2007

coochieness

meaning a fierce gay man with bangs
coochieness is looking good today
coochieness by koomayne September 23, 2009

Cookienuts

The art of spreading cookie butter on a males genitals before receiving oral copulation.
Damn bro, she gave you the cookienuts.
Cookienuts by tweekerseeker September 27, 2019

Cookiefest

The 28th of every month is Cookiefest day. To celebrate this marvellous occasion you buy/make a whole lot of cookies and gobble them up with your friends. This is not a greedy day, but a day to share cookies with whoever you meet on the street also.
-Ana, guess what day it is!!
-What
-Cookiefest day!
-Lets go make cookies and share them with everybody
Cookiefest by nimble.hips March 3, 2010

cockiness 

A word people use to describe in others what they are lacking in themselves; which is an extreme confidence and comfort in any surround. To be cocky.
Person 1: Man that guy has some cockiness about him.
Person 2: Yea but he just walked in and everyone already loves him.
cockiness by Sean Rio September 11, 2006

CookieJesus 

Uber geek that claims to be a cook.
CookieJesus by HayZeus November 1, 2003
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