Definitions by HayZeus

Shtumpy Shpunkenface 

A stumpy slag who gets shpunken in her face on regular occasions.

Slags everywhere

Shtumpy Shpunkenface by HayZeus January 15, 2004

CookieJesus 

Uber geek that claims to be a cook.

CookieJesus by HayZeus November 1, 2003