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cookiecums 

@Cookiecums is a sorta small tik toker. Shes soooo funny and super pretty! She is known for having prettiest eyes and a cute smile! A few facts about her is that her name is Jessie but goes by Jess, that she is wasian (half filipino half white), she loves boba, and her hobbies consist of singing, drawing, creating makeup looks and outfits, and creating content for tik tok. Her name was supposed to be “cookiecrumbs” but sadly was taken so she had to resort to cookiecums.
“Hey, have you heard of that tik-toker cookiecums??”

“No, who’s that??!”

“It’s this really funny and pretty girl!!”
cookiecums by Person Unknown LOL November 27, 2021
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cookierunsexual 

Its a “sexually” that cringy 5 year old use to be “quirky
im cookierunsexual!

How?

Im raspberry cookie sexual! And thats from cookierunsexual!

No it isn’t,you’re just high.

Cookienuts

The art of spreading cookie butter on a males genitals before receiving oral copulation.
Damn bro, she gave you the cookienuts.
Cookienuts by tweekerseeker September 27, 2019

Cookiecutter 

n. Article of clothing that rides up the crack of the vagina...
Guy 1-Hey, Man! Check out her camel toe!
Guy 2-I see it, dude. That leotard is a great Cookiecutter.
Cookiecutter by flathatpat December 11, 2013

cookiecrumbler 

to break the cookies up after reaching into the jar.problem solver.
mike how do you get into that chics pants?

dunno ask cookiecrumbler
cookiecrumbler by I3igCheese October 24, 2006

cookiecutter mage 

A derogatory term referencing a character in an online videogame with maximum skill points who often dies to characters that are deemed to be "newbies." This type of person often lists several excuses as to why they lost and often becomes emotionally distraught in often hilarious ways. The origin of this term makes reference to a person who plays a mage in an online game called Ultima Online who goes by the name COOKIEMONSTER.
"I just killed a cookiecutter mage with a character who has 65 magery."

"COOKIEMONSTER just attacked me with several other people helping him and he still died."

"COOKIEMONSTER lost to me fairly but still insisted on making several disparaging remarks, he is such a cookiecutter mage."

"That guild is a bunch of cookiecutter mages, I wouldn't worry about them"

cookiecrumbs

The lips (outter) of the vagina.
Let me eat your cookiecrumbs.
cookiecrumbs by memememem December 28, 2005