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Cookie Dick 

A popsicle stick wrapped in warm cookie dough that can be used as a dildo. This is done to moisturise the vagina and give you an orgasm.
I need to go put this cookie dick up my bits.
Cookie Dick by Jeff Mongoyer January 16, 2018

dick cookie touch down 

Hot and Gooey. Fresh out of the oven. When the home team scores ,Cum on a girl's face while you're eating a cookie and watching football.
My girlfriend was pissed when i gave her a dick cookie touch down.

Dick Coozie 

Someplace warm and cozy.
I'm cold. I could really use a dick coozie.
Dick Coozie by Zach982179384 December 19, 2007

Dick Coozie 

A female that is only good for keeping your dick warm. She has no other worth other than to place your dick in(mouth, butt, vagina, hand) and keep it warm.
Emily can’t cook, clean, and doesn’t have a job. The only thing she is good for is being a Dick Coozie.
Dick Coozie by Peesalot August 3, 2018

sucking dick for cookies

Jill is such a dope ho she is always sucking dick for cookies.
sucking dick for cookies by fatjerr November 18, 2013

cookiedict

A very serious mental disease. The literal addiction to cookies. As we all know, cookies are very addictive so this addiction is very popular. Though, it is more addictive then heroine. Thus making it extremely lethal. Some go even as far as adding the infamous Marijuana to the already deadly mix. Do not underestimate a man with an addiction as such.
Man A: "Do you see that shady guy in the corner?"
Man B: "Yeah hes a cookiedict."
cookiedict by SexxxMachine69 June 15, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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