cookie dick

a cock full of shit after anal intercourse.

i was fucking my girl in the ass and i got a cookie dick

by justan May 26, 2006

Cookie Dick

A popsicle stick wrapped in warm cookie dough that can be used as a dildo. This is done to moisturise the vagina and give you an orgasm.

I need to go put this cookie dick up my bits.

by Jeff Mongoyer January 17, 2018

dick cookie touch down

Hot and Gooey. Fresh out of the oven. When the home team scores ,Cum on a girl's face while you're eating a cookie and watching football.

My girlfriend was pissed when i gave her a dick cookie touch down.

by The Black Muffin Man November 14, 2013