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verb. To cook food, and then subsequently eat the food you just cooked.
"I'm gonna cookeat and then play guitar and then do hw!"
cookeat by huge eug May 19, 2006
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Cockeater 

One who's diet is based primarily on cock
James is such a Cockeater!
Cockeater by matt April 5, 2004
A tradition in notorious student party town Dunedin, New Zealand. Involves dressing up in a group with a common theme, drinking very early in the morning (and continuing all day) and making your drunken way to the Cook bar for a day full of drinking.

Is now banned from Dunedin thanks to the university opposing the liquor renewal of the Cook.
Guy 1: Bro, what you going to cookathon as?
Guy 2: Our flats going as terrorists. What about you?
Cookathon by otunstu September 18, 2009

cockeater 

That cockeater of a whore gives good head!
cockeater by worm September 19, 2003

Cookatooed 

To be drunk and tired at the same time, in a state or a mess after a couple of nights on the lash
"I was well cookatooed last night"
"you was cookatooed on holiday wasn't you"

Created by Aaron Powell.
Cookatooed by Mia Rees October 21, 2008

cookething 

It means to cook.
Guy #1: Can you cooketh me a cake?
Guy #2: Nah man, I suck at cookething.
Guy #2: Ya, cookething is hard to do.
cookething by julianneellis March 8, 2018

cookcation

Craig: Ass Clown, do you have AIDS, you dropped 15 pounds in two weeks.

Adam: Thanks for noticing, Master of the Obvious. I haven't eaten in 12 days because my beeotch stopped cooking for me, she's on a cookcation.
cookcation by Bella AMAC December 26, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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