cookeat

verb. To cook food, and then subsequently eat the food you just cooked.

"I'm gonna cookeat and then play guitar and then do hw!"

by huge eug May 19, 2006

Cockeater

One who's diet is based primarily on cock

James is such a Cockeater!

by matt April 5, 2004

Cookathon

A tradition in notorious student party town Dunedin, New Zealand. Involves dressing up in a group with a common theme, drinking very early in the morning (and continuing all day) and making your drunken way to the Cook bar for a day full of drinking.

Is now banned from Dunedin thanks to the university opposing the liquor renewal of the Cook.

Guy 1: Bro, what you going to cookathon as?
Guy 2: Our flats going as terrorists. What about you?

by otunstu September 18, 2009

cockeater

one who eats cock

That cockeater of a whore gives good head!

by worm September 19, 2003

Cookatooed

To be drunk and tired at the same time, in a state or a mess after a couple of nights on the lash

"I was well cookatooed last night"
"you was cookatooed on holiday wasn't you"

Created by Aaron Powell.

by Mia Rees October 21, 2008

cookething

It means to cook.

Guy #1: Can you cooketh me a cake?
Guy #2: Nah man, I suck at cookething.
Guy #2: Ya, cookething is hard to do.

by julianneellis March 8, 2018

cookcation

To take a vacation from cooking

Craig: Ass Clown, do you have AIDS, you dropped 15 pounds in two weeks.

Adam: Thanks for noticing, Master of the Obvious. I haven't eaten in 12 days because my beeotch stopped cooking for me, she's on a cookcation.

by Bella AMAC December 26, 2007