cookatude

Main Entry: cookatude
Pronunciation: \ˈku̇k-uh-tüd
Function: verb

Etymology: Hood English, from Old English cōc, from Latin coquus, from coquere to cook; akin to Old English āfigen fried, Greek pessein to cook and French, from Italian attitudine, literally, aptitude, from Late Latin aptitudin-, aptitudo fitness — more at aptitude
1 : a person who prepares food for eating in a badass way
2 : a position assumed for the specific purpose of cooking

Ex 1: Woah, Bobby Flay got his butt wooped cause that person he faced on Throw Down has cookatude.

Ex 2: That person stands so tall when he is in the kitchen he truly has cookatude.

cookatude by SlaughterbeckK August 7, 2010

Cockitude 

To be in the state of ignorant bliss strutting ones junk not giving a fuck.

I say Jane , look at Mr Darcy in his banana hammock strutting his male pride giving zero fucks . His Cockitude knows no bounds

Cockitude by Shatbuff July 12, 2019

coolatude 

A person who in any given situation is poised, knowledgeable and self confident and up to the task without being arrogant and self serving. The combinations of cool, attitude and dude all in one.

What a horrific situation, the plane hits a bird and loses all power and yet the pilot landed the plane right in the Hudson like it was an everyday occurrence, that my friend is coolatude!

coolatude by Gummer Stumps October 10, 2010

Coolitude 

Coined by Franco-Mauritian poet and semiologist Khal Torabully in the 90's, coolitude blends two meanings, widely circulated nowadays :
- the attitude of being relaxed, cool, non-violent, springing from the ahimsa of Gandhi, to promote understanding between human groups, cultures, arts...
- a poetics or vision of the world, to celebrate the coolie or indentured in History, whose memory was in limbo, as he/she was the one who was neglected in History and Literature. In coolitude, the word coolie was reappraised, in a view of giving a voice to the downcast, and develop a dialogue between descendants of slaves and coolies, and to promote cultural interaction and understanding, in a wider sense, in a globalized world.

"The concept of 'coolitude' encompasses the experiences of first generation workers together with those of their descendants spread across the Caribbean, Pacific and Indian Ocean islands today". Dr Crispin Bates, review, 2002
"Over the last couple of weeks I have had several inquiries from descendants of Indian migrants asking for suggestions for further reading. Coolitude is a very good place to start..." Amitav Ghosh, October 2011
Barack Obama proves his coolitude by delivering a speech while slamming...
Brad Pitt is the prince of coolitude...

Coolitude by GIBRAN July 9, 2012

cockitude 

mooshing of "cocky attitude" into it's own word, play on the word-sound ("cocktoo'd"); an exaggerated, overblown cocky attitude meant to draw attention to the person possessing such.

First sighting:
"Someone really needs to start a celebrity database where retail employees can quickly check how much cockitude to expect from big shots." - Gizmodo.com article on celebrity raids of Apple Stores.

cockitude by corq May 13, 2005

Coolitude 

The Act of being so cool that the word "Coolitude" was invented.

Alex Potter's Coolness Level has finally reached the peak of "Coolitude"

Coolitude by Three11Lover February 8, 2009

Cookatooed 

To be drunk and tired at the same time, in a state or a mess after a couple of nights on the lash

"I was well cookatooed last night"
"you was cookatooed on holiday wasn't you"

Created by Aaron Powell.

Cookatooed by Mia Rees October 21, 2008