cookething 

It means to cook.

Guy #1: Can you cooketh me a cake?
Guy #2: Nah man, I suck at cookething.
Guy #2: Ya, cookething is hard to do.

cookething by julianneellis March 8, 2018

Qookething 

Qookething- used to express a words. Can be used to replace qakething, quakinging,shook,shookething

Wendy- gurl did you see Owens story? It has me qookething.

Trinity: wait, what’s ‘qookething’?

Wendy: it’s like shook but better.

Trinity: oh I see...well her face has me qookething too

Wendy: you got it!

Qookething by trinity.audrey May 17, 2018

Comething

Something to cum on

Sum is short for something.

Cum is short for comething.

Comething by JarOfMayonnaise May 29, 2021

Coolthing % 

The “Cool thing”speedrun % is a type of speedrun where the speedrunner attempts to do as much “Cool things” as possible throughout one sitting of the game.

“Dude, Greyfruit is my favorite speedrunner!”
“How so?”
“His newest Coolthing % was really cool!”

Coolthing % by the_dragon_king January 11, 2022