coochette 

A pussy that is called a pissy and pisses.

You are my coochette.

coochette by Coochette November 12, 2020

Colchester, CT 

A place where there is only Chinese and Pizza restaurants. Where there is nowhere to really chill so people are forced to roam around town aimlessly. The only fun thing to do is to smoke weed.
Also, a ton of fake bitches and douchebags live here.

Mary: I live in Colchester, CT.
John: Wow, I'm sorry. You got bud?
Mary: Well, yeah. What other options do I have?
John: True, true.

Colchester, CT by TheyCallMeBigMac August 16, 2012

Colchester 

The oldest recorded town in England.

The Roman Wall in Colchester needs urgent funding.

Colchester by trekship1701 December 23, 2008

Colchester kebab 

When you're fucking a Colchester bird with a kebab pussy whilst she's on her period. As you nut, you pull out and give her the garlic mayo, mixing it with her chilli sauce ( period blood) then going down and feasting the Colchester kebab

Pulled this bird the other night and we made a Colchester kebab

Colchester kebab by Chayf March 26, 2021

Colchester Condom 

Anal Sex. The method of birth control where insemination is avoided by putting your wang up the wrong hole. Derived from Colchester military prison in Essex, UK where presumably a lot of Brit soldiers do each other up the gicker.

Woman - "We're going to have to stop, I'm off the pill"

Man - "Don't worry about it love, I'll use me Colchester Condom"

Colchester Condom by btr June 25, 2005

colchester academy 

A shit school that fails to educate people and every body there are pricks who think there solid. The teachers are cunts and there’s a famous mr chellakooty. SHIT SCHOOL!!!!

“Ugh look, it’s colchester academy. You wouldn’t wanna go there”

colchester academy by Betty-Boo boo March 2, 2020

Coochietoes

An elite group of lil bastard cryptids on insta. They formed out of a mutual love of moomin. Founded by the great @ toadiarts. They have a long rich history and they worship the almighty chicken little. They are also very Sunnphobic. They’re full name is too long for any sane being to want to hear but typically go by coochietoe and the poopshitters :)

pp1: “man did u see that one of the coochietoes posted some art on insta today?”
pp2: “no way rlly?? i gtg like it rn”
pp3: “who are the coochietoes??”
pp1&2: 👁👁?? “deadass??”
pp3: “nah im fibbin. but i thought they were gonna stream today.”
pp2: “doesn’t mean they can’t post”
haha pp

Coochietoes by notabannana October 23, 2020