Coochietoes

An elite group of lil bastard cryptids on insta. They formed out of a mutual love of moomin. Founded by the great @ toadiarts. They have a long rich history and they worship the almighty chicken little. They are also very Sunnphobic. They’re full name is too long for any sane being to want to hear but typically go by coochietoe and the poopshitters :)

pp1: “man did u see that one of the coochietoes posted some art on insta today?”
pp2: “no way rlly?? i gtg like it rn”
pp3: “who are the coochietoes??”
pp1&2: 👁👁?? “deadass??”
pp3: “nah im fibbin. but i thought they were gonna stream today.”
pp2: “doesn’t mean they can’t post”
haha pp

by notabannana October 23, 2020

coochiedestroyer5

Coochiedestroyer5 is an amazing person, has a jucy pussy and a great personality. Coochiedestroyer likes to randomly slap her big boobs and make Peaches get all confused. Coochiedestroyer is very hot and everyone with great taste loves her. Coochiedestroyer5 used to be a big tiktoker. One of coochie's tiktoks is the 3rd most liked at the moment. Coochiedestroyer5 was iconic. We will all miss it.

Did u see Time Warp Scan?
Yess, it's coochiedestroyer5's tiktok, i love it

by Castane December 2, 2020

coochieness

meaning a fierce gay man with bangs

coochieness is looking good today

by koomayne September 23, 2009

coochiemonster

when someone attacks your coochie from the behind

he brushed me against the wall and coochiemonstered me

by coochiegorl November 24, 2018

Coochiekosis

A medical condition in which the vaginal canal and labia become covered in a hard, sebaceous cheese substance. This "Smegma" ultimately crystallizes, and causes immediate death. Caused by a hybrid of a virus, bacteria, fungis, and Transmissible spongiform encephalopathy. Status: Incurable.

Damn, Madi has Coochiekosis? That's too bad... That bitch knew how to fuck.

by Fat Cock Francis April 23, 2023

coochiedestoryer8177467

the best wife you could ever have, and they also okay minecraft😨 #doublewin

person 1: are you married to coochiedestoryer8177467?
person 2: no
person 1: shame, your life must such

by baka weeb uwu emily March 18, 2021

coochiedestroyer73

a really cool girl who is obsessed with evangelion and ouran highschool host club. a girl that says “boobies” or “penis” a lot. a girl who is very weird but hot. someone whos extremely sexy.

Did you hear about coochiedestroyer73? I wish I could be as cool as them some day..

by coochiedestroyer73 July 2, 2021