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Coochietoes

An elite group of lil bastard cryptids on insta. They formed out of a mutual love of moomin. Founded by the great @ toadiarts. They have a long rich history and they worship the almighty chicken little. They are also very Sunnphobic. They’re full name is too long for any sane being to want to hear but typically go by coochietoe and the poopshitters :)
pp1: “man did u see that one of the coochietoes posted some art on insta today?”
pp2: “no way rlly?? i gtg like it rn”
pp3: “who are the coochietoes??”
pp1&2: 👁👁?? “deadass??”
pp3: “nah im fibbin. but i thought they were gonna stream today.”
pp2: “doesn’t mean they can’t post”
haha pp
Coochietoes by notabannana October 23, 2020
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coochiedestroyer5 

Coochiedestroyer5 is an amazing person, has a jucy pussy and a great personality. Coochiedestroyer likes to randomly slap her big boobs and make Peaches get all confused. Coochiedestroyer is very hot and everyone with great taste loves her. Coochiedestroyer5 used to be a big tiktoker. One of coochie's tiktoks is the 3rd most liked at the moment. Coochiedestroyer5 was iconic. We will all miss it.
Did u see Time Warp Scan?
Yess, it's coochiedestroyer5's tiktok, i love it
coochiedestroyer5 by Castane December 2, 2020

coochieness

meaning a fierce gay man with bangs
coochieness is looking good today
coochieness by koomayne September 23, 2009

coochiemonster 

when someone attacks your coochie from the behind
he brushed me against the wall and coochiemonstered me
coochiemonster by coochiegorl November 24, 2018

Coochiekosis 

A medical condition in which the vaginal canal and labia become covered in a hard, sebaceous cheese substance. This "Smegma" ultimately crystallizes, and causes immediate death. Caused by a hybrid of a virus, bacteria, fungis, and Transmissible spongiform encephalopathy. Status: Incurable.
Damn, Madi has Coochiekosis? That's too bad... That bitch knew how to fuck.

coochiedestoryer8177467 

the best wife you could ever have, and they also okay minecraft😨 #doublewin
person 1: are you married to coochiedestoryer8177467?
person 2: no
person 1: shame, your life must such

coochiedestroyer73 

a really cool girl who is obsessed with evangelion and ouran highschool host club. a girl that says “boobies” or “penis” a lot. a girl who is very weird but hot. someone whos extremely sexy.
Did you hear about coochiedestroyer73? I wish I could be as cool as them some day..