Colchester 

The oldest recorded town in England.

The Roman Wall in Colchester needs urgent funding.

Colchester by trekship1701 December 23, 2008

colchester 

a large town located in the county of Essex, in east anglia, England. Colchester has a well good zoo, is the home of Colchester Museum, a place about romans and shit that was built on top of Julius Ceaser's temple.

A: ' im going to colchester. '
B: ' omg no way! are you going to the zoo? can i come pleeeeease? '

colchester by emma1234 February 8, 2009

colchester 

the land of gods, as the parachute regiment are based there.

Used to describe something of great excitment

"That would be like bein based at colchester!"

colchester by para wannabe February 3, 2005

Colchester 

A craptastic little town in Vermont.

Aw, you're moving to Colchester? Girl, have fun with the cows.

Colchester by YouKnowWho October 14, 2003

Colchester 

A city in Essex which is bursting with disappointment, dissatisfaction and anything else you can think of starting with “D”

“Hey, I was thinking.. do you wanna pop into Colchester this evening. Grab a pint and that”
“No, go fuck yourself”

Colchester by SmallChildrenPissMeOff December 28, 2022

Colchester, CT 

A place where there is only Chinese and Pizza restaurants. Where there is nowhere to really chill so people are forced to roam around town aimlessly. The only fun thing to do is to smoke weed.
Also, a ton of fake bitches and douchebags live here.

Mary: I live in Colchester, CT.
John: Wow, I'm sorry. You got bud?
Mary: Well, yeah. What other options do I have?
John: True, true.

Colchester, CT by TheyCallMeBigMac August 16, 2012

Colchester kebab 

When you're fucking a Colchester bird with a kebab pussy whilst she's on her period. As you nut, you pull out and give her the garlic mayo, mixing it with her chilli sauce ( period blood) then going down and feasting the Colchester kebab

Pulled this bird the other night and we made a Colchester kebab

Colchester kebab by Chayf March 26, 2021