convobomb

the act of being tagged in a facebook conversation and being offline for a long time, and then saying hello randomly

dude 1: and so that girl was like killing that other guy
dude 2: man thats deep
etc
dude 3: sup guys
dude 1 convobomb lol!!

by kratos aeter August 26, 2013

Convobortion

The act of bringing what could be a rich conversation to an immediate and often untimely halt.

"I hate it when people commit convobortion you know?"
"Yeah, I found blood in my urine today."

by 5hmuck December 9, 2008

A Convo Bomb

A convo bomb by definition, is a past history, fact, or personal problem some one has in which you know about but never discuss because of its harshness.

In a heated argument. you unleash a Bomb resulting in the conversation ending.

A Convo Nuke is when a friendship ends because of the severity of the comment.

A convo bomb = "oh yea your so much cooler than me thats why you have herpes"

A convo nuke = "fuck you i didnt kill your father"

by Master Pussy eater January 1, 2007

Convobomber

An individual who derives great pleasure from being extremely blunt or unequivocal yet simultaneously witty and sarcastic in front of a group of fake-ass, two-faced people.

A group of parents are talking about how well their children are doing.
Sarah: "Oh yes, my little angel got straight A's this year. She was named top in her class and - haha - I can't say I'm surprised. Oh! Kacy, how is Susie doing."
Kacy: "Well, she's not giving blowjobs to nerds in the science wing bathroom so they'll do her homework, and she's not smoking pot behind the school like I've seen your kid doing. So I'd say she's doing spectacular!" Kacy leaves.
Sarah: "God what a Convobomber.

by trollmaster3498 October 28, 2013

Convobombing

A person who enters a conversation without being asked there opinion. Usually they think they have something important to say but in actuality are a extremely annoying.

Sally kept convobombing us at lunch today, why dosent she ever stfu?!?

by ms. Witt November 15, 2016

convo bomb

The act of inserting yourself into a private conversation within which you are an uninvited stranger.

Louie convo bombs everyone brave enough to sit beside him.

by Elios26400 January 31, 2019

Conbomb

A condom filled with water or less savory fluids that is thrown at a person like a water balloon.

Run! Dean’s got a conbomb!

I was conbombed on my way home from school today.

by JackieStills33 June 6, 2022