Elios26400's definitions

Almosy

When a group of people decide to move as one.

Lets almosy down to the pool and take a dip.

by Elios26400 June 18, 2016

Phonie

Someone glued to their phone.

We tried to get her to get into our weekend out of town but she was being a phonie.

by Elios26400 June 1, 2016

dassey

Someone that's so daft, childish, spineless, and devoid of self-recognition/importance that they will literally, and seemingly unwittingly, falsely incriminate themselves, all while showing no signs of concern, emotion or understanding.

You'd have to be a dassey to continue to let your ex be so verbally abusive and manipulative, after you've reached a settlement, that she has you convinced that she's the victim!

by Elios26400 October 4, 2016

manstake

A mistake only a man can make.

My biggest manstake was telling her she didn't need a boob job BEFORE I'd seen her boobs!

by Elios26400 May 17, 2018

Sham dame

When your girl (ie dame) makes a mistake thats a damn shame.

lindy's a sham dame for not realizing the UFC tickets wouldn't be delivered until after the event.

by Elios26400 August 15, 2016

cornfused

When your brain is cloudy from the continuous consumption of corn infused American foods.

Rylan was cornfused as to why Darlene called him daddy, even though all Miller County knew they were related before marriage.

by Elios26400 May 18, 2018

Evaporhate

To diffuse the negativity in any given sitiation.

I had to step up and evaporhate the situation when the conversation slid into biased rhetoric.

by Elios26400 July 12, 2015