Definitions by Elios26400

PTNP

PARENT THAT NEEDS PARENTS

THAT PARENT POUTING AT HER POUTING KID IS A PTNP.

PTNP by Elios26400 February 10, 2024

convo bomb 

The act of inserting yourself into a private conversation within which you are an uninvited stranger.

Louie convo bombs everyone brave enough to sit beside him.

convo bomb by Elios26400 January 31, 2019

cornfused 

When your brain is cloudy from the continuous consumption of corn infused American foods.

Rylan was cornfused as to why Darlene called him daddy, even though all Miller County knew they were related before marriage.

cornfused by Elios26400 May 18, 2018

manstake 

A mistake only a man can make.

My biggest manstake was telling her she didn't need a boob job BEFORE I'd seen her boobs!

manstake by Elios26400 May 17, 2018

dassey 

Someone that's so daft, childish, spineless, and devoid of self-recognition/importance that they will literally, and seemingly unwittingly, falsely incriminate themselves, all while showing no signs of concern, emotion or understanding.

You'd have to be a dassey to continue to let your ex be so verbally abusive and manipulative, after you've reached a settlement, that she has you convinced that she's the victim!

dassey by Elios26400 October 4, 2016

Sham dame 

When your girl (ie dame) makes a mistake thats a damn shame.

lindy's a sham dame for not realizing the UFC tickets wouldn't be delivered until after the event.

Sham dame by Elios26400 August 15, 2016

Almosy 

When a group of people decide to move as one.

Lets almosy down to the pool and take a dip.

Almosy by Elios26400 June 18, 2016