napahoe

A piece of ass asleep in your bed.

I awoke hungover and feeling horny, when to my surprise I rolled over and brushed up against a sleeping napahoe I'd miraculously wrangled home.

by Elios26400 November 24, 2015

cornfused

When your brain is cloudy from the continuous consumption of corn infused American foods.

Rylan was cornfused as to why Darlene called him daddy, even though all Miller County knew they were related before marriage.

by Elios26400 March 30, 2018

PTNP

PARENT THAT NEEDS PARENTS

THAT PARENT POUTING AT HER POUTING KID IS A PTNP.

by Elios26400 February 10, 2024

Almosy

When a group of people decide to move as one.

Lets almosy down to the pool and take a dip.

by Elios26400 June 18, 2016

Phonie

Someone glued to their phone.

We tried to get her to get into our weekend out of town but she was being a phonie.

by Elios26400 June 02, 2016

Evaporhate

To diffuse the negativity in any given sitiation.

I had to step up and evaporhate the situation when the conversation slid into biased rhetoric.

by Elios26400 July 01, 2015

manstake

A mistake only a man can make.

My biggest manstake was telling her she didn't need a boob job BEFORE I'd seen her boobs!

by Elios26400 March 29, 2018