convaholic

It's when you're totally addicted on wearing, buying and collecting converse/ chucks/ all star sneakers. When you have way more pairs of converse than you could ever need. When you can never resist the urge of buying the latest designs. When you buy a pair whenever you have some money so shouldn't. When you buy a new pair once a month on an average. When your face totally light up when someone gifts you one!

Hayley: Hey! check out my new converse! awesome huh?

Sarah: But don't you have like 20 pairs already? I know that you don't have that much cash, so I'm thinking that you shouldn't have bought them?

Hayley: Yes I do, it's more like 30 pairs! I know that I shouldn't have but just couldn't help it so I guess I'm a convaholic?! happy?

Sarah: That's the word to describe your condition! Start by avoiding that mall! it should help! =P

convaholic by Punk86 July 2, 2010

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Cuntaholic

Someone who consistently acts like a 'cunt' for whatever reason.

You need to chill the fuck out mate & stop being such a 'cuntaholic!'

Cuntaholic by Astro73 December 4, 2021

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cockaholic

1. A sleazy woman who's addicted to cock. She won't be able to keep her pants up and her legs closed when among men. A cockaholic usually is on the pill, but never uses a condom with random men who she drags in the sack because she believes that the risk of getting an STD is very low. I mean, what are the chances? A cockaholic is also a polite way of calling someone a whore/slut/skank/easy bitch

2. A farmer who is addicted into raising cocks in the farm. What the hell man? Who the hell is addicted into raising the male chicken? Exactly my point dude. Cockaholic.

1. "What the? I saw my classmate just talk to a random guy for 5 minutes and she went home with him.. wtf is she doing?"
"Oh, didn't you know? She's a severe cockaholic. She can't keep her legs closed among other men!"

"Really? Poor thing! Must be some low self-esteem issue!"

2. "This farmer dude that I know of has this freaky obsession with raising cocks in his farm!"

"What is he, a cockaholic?"

cockaholic by corauratum February 16, 2013

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cuntaholic

One who needs to constantly to fuck a cunt. That person is a sex addict and should get therapy for this. Often caused by a bitch or someone close that made you fear pussy or see them as an object

Dude 1: I think i'm a cuntaholic

Dude 2: What makes you think that?

Dude 1: I have fucked almost every chick in my econ class, and i just can't help but see women with a pussy that needs to be filled...

Dude 2: seriously... You need to see a therapist about this

cuntaholic by J-Narth November 28, 2009