constama 

contant drama

its always constama with me and you it needs to stop!

constama by gina sinclair December 18, 2003

Constafarted

When a person is trying to fart but can't because something is stopping him from doing so.

I became constafarted When my girlfriend came into my room.

Constafarted by BOL November 29, 2005

constawanger

when you take a humongous shit and then theres no toliet paper

oh my god that shit was good.... hey wait, wheres the T.p.... god damnit..Constawanger....

constawanger by Fred April 9, 2005

constacall 

when your bitch ass wife or girlfriend will not stop trying to call you, even though you obviously do not want to converse. This problem only seems to affect females because most men have enough pride and common sense to call and leave a message and accept that someone may not want to talk to you.

Oh my God, my wife is constacalling me. She must have found something to bitch about!

constacall by big al 454 May 10, 2010

constabator

Someone who frequently masturbates.

Man I caught Mark masturbating in the middle of freaking class again! He's like a freaking constabator.

constabator by bautry April 14, 2005

constapated 

The Act of not being able to deficate or "crap"

Brittany is severely constapated.

constapated by ItsMeliSSa! November 12, 2007

Constimate 

To legitimize a marriage by have anal sex for the first time.

"Hey did you and Mary constimate the marriage yet?" "Yeah man she couldn't poop for hours after."

Constimate by SemiNation October 18, 2014