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constán 

It can be considered a human typology that can be found on rare occasions. With a standard cock size, but two big balls.
Look, a Constán! What the hell is he doing?
constán by Roedoricus April 6, 2018
Words you can keep
a constan is a very sexy man and will steal all your bitches.
ex: Oh shit bro dont let your girl see that guy hes a constan!
constan by deezthenutsZ November 23, 2021
a constan is a very sexy man and will steal all your bitches.
ex: Oh shit bro dont let your girl see that guy hes a constan!
constan by deezthenutsZ November 23, 2021

Wadsworth Constant 

The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over.
The above definition, for instance, has 180 characters. After applying the Wadsworth Constant, we skip over 52 characters (29%). The definition now reads,
"the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over."

Dirty Costanza

When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.
Johny gave his wife a Dirty Costanza.
God she is the most beautiful person with a marvelous soul. But her best attributes is that she’s selfless and loyal. She might come out as the quite bunch at first glance but you have been very mistaken. If she’s with the right people she can make you laugh for days. She’s basically a hidden goddess in earth( extremely good dancer too).You'd be lucky if you catch a girl like this as your girlfriend because she’s a keeper( amazing sex too very kinky)
Boy: Yo come hang out with us Constanza.
Constanza by Starlight67 March 18, 2020

Disregard the constabulary! 

An upmarket way of saying fuck the police.
Friend: "You're not allowed to ride up a building on a chainsaw!"
Me: "So? DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY!"
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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