Conspiratitus

a condition in which a person becomes completely emotionally overwhelmed at the mention of any event that has been thoroughly examined by the person in question in from a conspiratorial angle.

"All I said to Ned was that Bush did 911 and he flipped his lid"
"Yeah, he's got the Conspiratitus"

by Funzilla 008 July 15, 2018

conspiratonitus

Someone who is afflicted with conspiracy theories.

That bloke sitting in the corner with no friends has chronic conspiratonitus.

by Jasper of Poole March 23, 2020

Pandemic Conspirititis

Illness occurs from excessively listening to the news during the pandemic. Absorbing and regurgitating every conspiracy theory known to man for the remainder of your life: EG The scamdemic came from a bat flying over us leaving chemtrails. It was part of the communist takeover, to install 5 G so they can mind control us.

Pandemic Conspirititis: A rare illness requiring 5 vaccines 19 boosters. If you watch the news 24/7 you will contract Pandemic Conspirititis

by Jandice411 October 24, 2022