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Consortium 

A word referring to a group of true and false crabs, such as spider crabs, hermit crabs, and blue crabs.
“Look at that consortium of crabs feasting on those dead horseshoe crabs. “

“There are so many of them!”

loss of consortium 

n. legal phrase someone uses when he or she can't get laid and blames someone else.
After Jenny's husband was killed in a car accident, she sued the other driver for loss of consortium.

After being harassed at work for years by his boss, Bob claimed he couldn't get it up and sued for loss of consortium.

Professor: what claims does someone have if a machine accidentally cuts off their hand?
Law Student: Loss of consortium?

Loss of Consortium 

legal phrase referring to the damages from the lost comfort of a loved one, usually sex.
After Jeff lost his wife in a plane crash he sued Delta for negligence and demanded a million for loss of consortium.
Loss of Consortium by Quinn Emanuel September 26, 2008

Classical Consortium Academy 

Classical Consortium Academy is your generic Christian private school founded in 2006, located at Village Church of Barrington.
They only meet Mondays to set themselves apart.
Move along nothing to see here
Classical Consortium Academy is where I went in middle school, look at me so prim and proper

consorti 

Cuban for "dawg"
"Oye que bola consorti "

"Oye consorti que pinga te pasa soclase de mariconson me cago en la madre de tu madre comepingon"
consorti by slipperc0ck September 19, 2018

Consortiumist 

A student or faculty member of a college consortium, especially the Claremont Colleges, who exhibits a prejudiced belief that one of the institutions is superior to others.
"Yikes. That girl gave me all kinds of judge-y looks once she found out which college I was from. What a consortiumist."

"That is messed up, I guess consortiumism isn't dead after all.
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