conship 

A Conhip is a problematical ship that can be either contain paedophilia,incest,grooming ect.
Most proships are toxic and aren't legal. Con meaning negative.

Me: Hey what do you ship?
Person: I ship (minor brother) x (Adult sister)
Me: You are a con shipper? That's weird!

A Conship is a problematical ship that can be either contain paedophilia,incest,grooming ect.
Most proships are toxic and aren't legal. Con meaning negative.

conship by RosieeBloom November 4, 2022

Constipation Proclamation 

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

Constipation Proclamation by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009

vacation constipation 

Losing the ability to poop when you lose that home field advantage.

May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.

Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.

I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.

vacation constipation by nofx9019 September 6, 2010

constipation 

when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no

chips got constipation

constipation by botaf November 11, 2003

Constipatory 

Foods that make you constipated

Jesse: Man my ass is leaking juice everywhere
Rob: Dude, eat some real cheese, it's a constipatory and will cork that shit

Constipatory by EatABagOfDicks! April 21, 2015

Constipated 

The Shit don't come out

Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated.
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass

Constipated by qwertyhujkjhgfdfgbnmhbg October 30, 2018

Verbal constipation 

Verbal constipation is when you have a lot on your mind to say but you ether don't have the courage to say it or simply choose not to. Verbal constipation when pent up can cause depression, stress, anger and self doubt ETC.

Shane: Hey did Alex ever get that stuff off his chest to Danielle?

Josiah: No he has verbal constipation man... He haven't said a word and he is really down on himself.

Verbal constipation by Oglefro August 1, 2013