connoun

Words you absolutely CANNOT call me. Opposite of pronoun

My pronouns are:

he/him
My connouns are:
Umm, sorry, can't list them they're forbidden

connoun by Kaiser Soce December 21, 2022

Confounded

1) Confused, frustrated, baffled.

2) Accursed, frustrating, annoying. Synonymous with blasted.

1) The Mystery of the Malfunctioning Computer confounded me for seven years, but Detective McEaghen solved the case with relative ease.

2) How am I supposed to log on to this confounded thing?

Confounded by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005

connonism

A story or anecdote that is wholly or partially false. Usually used in situations where alcohol is prevalent.

My god, that story can't be true, are you sure it's not a connonism?

Are you taking the mick, cos that sounds like a connonism to me!

connonism by Chunky Monkey 999 July 27, 2006

connon

A person that looks for their name on Urban Dictionary but soon realises it isn’t on here.

Connon: shit guys my name ain’t on here!

connon by Aaaaaaaaassadghdafg February 3, 2019

Confound it! 

Used to express surprise, frustration or anger. Term that can be used as a non-offensive replacement for damn it or goddamn it.

Confound it! I can't find my darned keys!

Confound it! by Matthew678 March 18, 2019

confounded

Used as an intensifier, and placed like an adjective. It literally means "confused" or "foiled". As slang, it is equivalent to "danged" or "darned". Used mostly in the southern U.S. and in Scotland.

Dagnabbit, where in the Sam Hill did you get that frickin' piece of crud? Get the confounded thing out of here!

confounded by JCEG November 25, 2006

connundrum

Trump.

America is in a Trump (connundrum)

connundrum by Sparkle Fart September 21, 2017