connise 

An amazing, beautiful and sexy girl. She is always at the tip of her game. You’ll be lucky to be her friend.

I wish I could be like Connise.

connise by Hunnies July 9, 2019

connie springer

To be bald and awesome, at the same time!

"Damn, what a Connie Springer!" He gestured towards the bald man.

connie springer by Jeanconnie November 19, 2014

ConciseTWOW Mug 

A holy object in the ConciseTWOW competition, worshipped by all. It is being handed off to the winner of the all-star season to be stored away in a safe location forever. If anything were to ever happen to the ConciseTWOW mug, everyone in the server would go into a state of mourning for 6 days where all activities would be required to be in relation to the mug and the competition would completely halt.

not a donut: You don't understand it's for the ConciseTWOW Mug. If we get 5 we are writing 5 incredibly tryhard responses.

ConciseTWOW Mug by Werrywit March 3, 2023

on connie 

the gay truth

person 1: that’s so gay that
person 2: on connie bro

on connie by ightbetbro- October 21, 2020

Concise 

To be brief but inclusive. Able to sum up a topic succinctly without elaboration or superfluous detail.

Person: "Can you explain the big bang and string theory?"

Concise Person: "Everything is made up of strings and branes (energy), and when the strings of one universe touch another matter can be transferred across."

Concise by Lady Lynx June 20, 2014

Libbies and Connies 

Short for Liberals and Conservatives. A Libby is a derogatory term for someone who preaches non stop about social issues without having a clue what they are talking about. A Connie, on the other hand, is an insulting term for someone whose head is still up BushSr./Reagan/Nixon/W's buttcrack.

Gary: It's not right that we are able to eat this food when there are still poor children starving in Third World countries!
Lisa: Oh spare me, you fucking Libby

Janine: Dear God, you have George W. Bush's picture framed above your bed?! I never knew you were such a Connie!

Random Hippy: Can't the Libbies and Connies all just get along?

Libbies and Connies by Drewnine March 15, 2009

Connie Dukes 

Daisy Dukes worn by over weight, white, single moms to the Walmart.

Steve: "Did you see those Connie Dukes."
Tricia: "Yes, i think I'm going to be sick!"

Connie Dukes by shart44077 December 12, 2012