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shortening of congratulations, to reward someone. used particularly sarcastically.
-whats that? oh its a melon.
-oh congs..you idiot.
congs by Emma Sueref February 18, 2010
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Congs is a novel way of saying congrats. Origin trails back to a unique person popularly called the gatra. His passions included eating cookies cooked on used underpants. His other inventions included coolvivs, vivs, but is known to have added special dimension to the meaning of bamboo, papaya, melons.
Congs vivek, congs chaggi, congs pahadi etc etc
congs by tumharabaap March 29, 2010
What pro wrestler/actor The Rock calls Conan O'Brien.
The Rock: "How ya doin, Conesy?"
Conan: "KEEP COOL MY BABIES!!!"
Conesy by J-Badizzle July 20, 2008

big cong 

Short for "big congratulation." You might use it to informally praise a coworker for their promotion. Use it anywhere you might otherwise say, "good job."
That new logo you made looks fantastic; big cong!
big cong by toasterpenguin January 28, 2021
Male equivalent of pretending to orgasm or “faking it” — especially in a virtual environment.

CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.

This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.

Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
Person named Samir: “Did you just have esex with that tranny Laith?”

Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”
Congasm by Esqsendtoes October 18, 2022

Congealed Beef 

Congealed Beef was a very good athlete
Congealed Beef by FLANYC November 13, 2011

Conestoga Valley High School 

A school filled with fake people and Juulers who think they’re cool. There’s a select few people that are actually nice at this school, but nearly everyone you’ll meet will most likely stab you in the back. Just a bunch of gays to be honest.
She’s pretty slutty and fake... I bet she’s from Conestoga Valley High School
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

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