Congsiois

A warming numbness brought on from alcohol consumption, but just before the onset of packet needs.

Julian sounds like he’s pretty congsiois. I bet he’s about to ask Nick or Andrew for a bag number.

Hey guys, those beers have got me feeling pretty congsiois, should we get a bag?

by Juice_cleanse March 18, 2022

Consirisy

What you swear is happening when you send a text using Siri and he/she types completely the opposite of what you said, , something completely inappropriate or something completely obscene. This usually happens when you are sending a text to your boss or someone you are in a relationship with that no matter what you do you just can't seem to take it back or fix it . A plot devised by Apple to ruin every important relationship in your life.

When you try to wish someone like your boss good luck and Siri changes it to lick. Must be a Consirisy

by akasusanjane March 10, 2017