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Coniston 

A suburb in the city of Wollongong that is full of Macedonians,Serbians and Italians. this small suburb contains 3 shops one of them sells Pepsi for $1 each
some random Eshay: hey what suburb are you from bruuuh?
Me: Coniston
some random Eshay: bruuuh you finna get shanked bruuuuh
Coniston by Coniston September 2, 2019
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Constontopolis 

That one weird kid with the unbearably long last name who just happens to always sit behind you.
Constontopolis: Hi Hillary.
Hillary: u suck
Constontopolis by Qofi January 4, 2008

Coniston 

Coniston is a village and civil parish in the Furness region of Cumbria, England. It is famous for its renowned tourist attractions, pedophiles and nazi-supporting pensioners. A peak attraction for chinese tourists who love to drop litter while the failing shops attempt to raise lgbt flags in attempt to seem woke but at the end of the day the last time a black person moved there, they disappeared.
Coniston is great for icecream and nonces.
Coniston by Coocherella May 30, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026