congra

Abbreviation for congratulations.

Congra to Frank Lampard.

by furtador June 29, 2019

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Congregate

To come over here and do a cool pose.

New crystal gems, congregate!

by AnonymousLapis May 28, 2017

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i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota.

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

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Congress

Do-Nothing Fucktards who couldn't solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first.

If Congress isn't stopped, it will bring about complete economic collapse.

by The Daily Show April 29, 2013

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Congratufellations

Obtaining oral sex for doing something notable or successful.

"Hi honey, I'm home! I got promoted at work today - I do believe congratufellations are in order".

by Persona1600 March 29, 2009

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The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.

"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

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Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021

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