congeats

What people say when you land in a plane while eating

“I landed”
“Congeats”

by Nottheman March 21, 2023

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021

congrats

the thing people use when they cant spell kongrajulashins

oh your parents got a divorce? congrats!

by its.kitsune August 5, 2020

Congats

When your friend forgets how to spell congrats.

Person A: Congats!
Person B: Who's Congats and what did you do to him 😱 jk I know you meant congrats :)

by Trust_A March 30, 2017

congrats

Abbreviation for 'congratulations'

"Jon, congrats on the RC job"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

congrats

1. An abbreviated version of the word "congratulations".

Congrats on your promotion!

by QADESHTU September 20, 2010

Congrats Bro

Congratulating a bro, for doing a hoe, or accomplishing something. Commely used between Cub players. Can also be used when someone says a long story for nothing, or when you don't know what to say.

Bro 1: Dude, I had this unreal time with a chick last night, she was so unreal in bed.
Bro 2: Congrats bro.

by congratsbro July 1, 2011