confeats 

When you meant to write "congrats" but it auto-corrects to "confeats" for no reason.

Confeats bud!
I mean, congrats!

confeats by Tgwi5505 July 4, 2017

confeated 

The act of feeling mad and confused at the same moment in time.

You're heated, but confused about why and/or what you're heated about

OR

You're heated, but confused about what the fuck just happened.

Dave: "I'm confeated as hell"
Craig: "Why?"
Dave: "My girl left me for another dude. I done everything a good boyfriend would do but I still ended up fucked in the end. Like what the fuck?"

Nick: "Dude I'm heated as hell"
Sam: "Why?"
Nick: "I don't know, I'm just heated."
Sam: "Yo' confeated ass"

Lucy: "I'm confused"
Steve: "About what?"
Lucy: "Everything, and it's really pissin me off. I'm getting more and more confeated by the second"

confeated by 2Tech December 24, 2008

confeatable 

comfortable

i am feeling confeatable

confeatable by dexter coffman February 27, 2009

Confrats 

A term used to congratulate someone for being like a fraternity member.

John: Dude there were a lot of girls at that party last night, did you get any numbers?
Scott: Nah man, I was way too turnt, I just tried to kiss people.
John: Wow, confrats!

Confrats by Tripl3Tak3 December 14, 2015

congeats 

What people say when you land in a plane while eating

“I landed”
“Congeats”

congeats by Nottheman March 21, 2023