Fifteen-and-a-half

The age that a girl is often most sexually appealing, but is 6 months too young to legally engage in intercourse (in Britain)
"She was fifteen-and-a-half, I mean what's six months? And she looked a lot older in that basque."
by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005
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right laugh

Something being particularly funny or entertaining.
"You should film up her skirt and put it on the internet, it'll be a right laugh!"
by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005
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spade

A sturdy digging tool having a thick handle and a heavy, flat blade that can be pressed into the ground with the foot, that is usually called by its proper term
"I call a spade a 'spade'"
by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005
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premier league

Used to describe something as being of the highest quality.
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northern magic

Masturbation performed by someone of northern origin.
"Now then our kid, I could do with some northern magic" "Ey up cocker, have you had any northern magic today?" "Eee by gum, you were having a northern magic!"
by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005
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numbers

male genitalia, specifically the testicles
"What are you doing to your numbers?" "Scratching them, they're giving me an itch"
by Andy Tiger May 25, 2005
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congrats

Abbreviation for 'congratulations'
"Jon, congrats on the RC job"
by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005
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