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Conald, 15th one in c, in most dictionaries.

He takes cop's badges all the time, hunting babey rapers.

Car washer extraordinaire, loves meth and is prolifant in dentistry.

Currently feathering it in heaven.
Conald.

how do I get a job here fuck face?
Conald by fedsmoker October 26, 2020
Male equivalent of pretending to orgasm or “faking it” — especially in a virtual environment.

CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.

This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.

Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
Person named Samir: “Did you just have esex with that tranny Laith?”

Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”
Congasm by Esqsendtoes October 18, 2022

Congealed Beef 

Congealed Beef was a very good athlete
Congealed Beef by FLANYC November 13, 2011

conglomerate 

your conglomerate is your hustle:what you do to make money.
conglomerate by christian luyando February 11, 2009

Congolese women 

The most beautiful African woman in the whole world, they have the sexiest Booty, they man are not as cute as their women but it all works out some how, they say that Beyoncé is part Congolese because of how beautiful she is. Not all African are as beautiful as Congolese women.
Congolese women are known for being very beautiful but also very strong minded human being." The lion Queen" The most beautiful women in the world
Congolese women by The lion Queen January 20, 2017

conglaturation 

The retarded misspelling when you beat the video game Ghostbusters for the NES, Sega Master System, and Atari 2600.
Conglaturation !!!
You have compelted a great game.
And prooved the justice of our culture.
Now go and rest our heroes !

yes..."prooved"
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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